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The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service & Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives, however, claim that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Historians confirm that the founding fathers have been on rotisserie status in their graves since the 2000 election.
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