When I was young, I didn't know what it meant when a writer used (sic) in a sentence or article. I thought the writer was sick of the grammatical or spelling error that he/she was quoting :)

Funny dream: I was in some sort of acting class with Jackie Chan and classmates from gradeschool. It was like a scene from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. We were supposed to run barefoot down a small hill, peek through a gate then kick it open. Darn Jackie Chan demonstrated and of course took the door off its hinges. Another girl went before me and she couldn't get the door open. I remember thinking why couldn't we just run at full speed then try to kick it open instead of stopping first to check it. Of course, I couldn't do it either. I woke up and oddly enough, my right foot was sore when I stepped down from the bed.

  • If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?
  • FU...I don't care!
  • Your ignorance is their power.

I love Vice President Joe Biden. We went from Darth Vader to a smiling, everyman, train-taking, gaffe-prone, benevolent, wacky uncle figure who could make us all laugh (or cringe) during family reunions.

Within hours of President Obama's signing of the landmark healthcare reform bill into law, enterprising Americans had the Veep's (in)famous words on t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers. I guess we're still a capitalist society.

I for one am overjoyed that the health care reform bill passed. It is not perfect but it's a step in the right direction. I just can't believe how the country is so divided. People are enraged and hateful. Name-calling (the N word, baby killer, socialist, f--got),lies, ignorance, disinformation (death panels? seriously?), spitting, twitter death threats? Have the Republicans lost their senses completely? What is wrong with stricter regulations for insurance companies, preventing them from cutting off your insurance when you get sick or denying insurance for pre-existing conditions, adult children being able to stay under their parents' policies up to age 26, lowering prescription drug prices, eliminating lifetime caps and reducing out- of-pocket expenses?

Let's see them try to repeal this. God help us all.

I've compiled this list of Facebook fan pages that I found funny or interesting, or simply truthful. In no particular order---

  1. Everything is 4x Funnier when you're supposed to be quiet
  2. When babies wrap their tiny hand around your one finger and squeeze
  3. Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
  4. Waking up to find it's snowing
  5. I say never mind because I'm too lazy to repeat myself
  6. I love waking up in the night and realizing I still have hours to sleep
  7. If the Bell doesn't dismiss me, then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive
  8. "Is the door locked?""Yes."(I'm going to check anyway.) "Yep, locked."
  9. I hate when boys are on their periods
  10. "tara na" "tara" pero wala pa ring tumatayo
  11. I heart my mom for everything she has done
  12. One day someone is going to punch you in the face... and I will laugh
  13. Wag mo kong kausapin kung ganito ka mag-type: EoW PoW UzTah Na pOw kAy0?jEje
  14. Hindi naman ako magsisinungaling kung papayagan ako eh!
  15. I'm not cranky you're annoying
  16. As a kid I used to jump from couch to couch to avoid the lava and quicksand
  17. If you touch me one more time I will slap you
  18. I wasn't being mean I was being honest
  19. Eating cereal even though it isn't breakfast time
  20. Saying "ouch", just in case something hurts
  21. Don't you hate it when your spoon bends while you're trying to get ice cream
  22. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked? or homeless?
  23. I put things down and forget where they are 2 minutes later
  24. I hate when you write someone a whole paragraph and they reply "OK"
  25. Don't text me while I'm texting you. Now I have to change my text
  26. That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant
  27. I hate when one string of my hoodie becomes longer than the other
  28. I didn't type that message to exercise my fingers...I want a reply
  29. I love your accent, it's awesome! Say more words!
  30. "That's what she said"...well whoever SHE IS, she sounds like a whore...
  31. Why can I do it perfectly? Until I go to show someone?
  32. Saying "oh" like you get it, but you still have no idea
  33. The cereal on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials are cannibals
  34. If Duct tape, Tylenol or Band Aids can't fix it, you've got a problem
  35. I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time
  36. That awkward distance when you don't know if you should hold the door or not
  37. My mind was blown when I realized the word "bed" actually looks like a bed
  38. I heart it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke
  39. "Who are you on the phone with?" "My drug dealer, Mom"
  40. I feel like I can run 10x faster in hotel hallways
  41. Thank you hand sanitizer, for telling me I have a cut on my hand
  42. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
  43. "I'm bored." "Go clean your room." "No thanks. I have better things to do."
  44. If you kick my chair one more time, I will turn around and hit you
  45. Just hearing your annoying voice makes me want to stab you
  46. When I turn off the lights downstairs, I run for my life
  47. Wow you're weird...I can tell we're going to be great friends
  48. Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you this morning. Take me back?
  49. I randomly burst into song because of what you just said
  50. Sorry McDonald's...but I really don't think Olympic athletes eat your food
  51. I blame Disney for my high expectations of men
  52. Whenever I can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks
  53. LOL has gone from "laughing out loud" to "I have nothing to say"
  54. I don't look out windows at night because I'm afraid of seeing a face
  55. "Is there gonna be food?""Yeah" "OK,then I'm coming."
  56. I check in showers for murderers but I don't know what I'd do if I found one
  57. I didn't trip, I was testing gravity. It still works.
  58. When I was your age, I was your age
  59. "Hi can I help you?" "No I just walked into the store!"
  60. My name is______and I have a "Becoming a fan" problem
  61. There is always a reason behind every "just wondering"
  62. "I can't do this!" "Let me do it."*jar opens* "I loosened it for you."
  63. "You don't wanna know." "Actually I do, that's kinda why I asked."
  64. I ran out of things to do on Facebook...yet I'm still on it
  65. Must... stop...becoming a fan...OMG that's so true *become a fan*
  66. Pandas are the least racist animal, they're black, white and ASIAN!
  67. So if you can't tell me, why mention it?
  68. "Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"..."Hey!"..."f*ck"
  69. Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Can the fire hear us?
  70. Wanna NOT stop in the middle of the hallway, thanks
  71. It was here a minute ago...you took it didn't you! Oh there it is
  72. No Mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back
  73. Why can't chickens fly? I mean they have wings!Fly bitch fly!
  74. I love driving under a bridge in the rain so it's quiet for 2 seconds
  75. Good songs always come on when you're near your destination


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