Mathoms, etc.

...that white folk think all foreigners look alike. I was talking to my co-worker who said she can't distinguish between Asians or Hispanics or blacks. She said she'd make a bad witness, jokingly said that it's either Wesley Snipes or Jackie Chan. It reminded me of last week when I was buying coffee. I was wearing my shirt with the Philippines embroidered on it. The barista looked at it, and smugly asked, "Indonesia?" I said no, the Philippines. He just shrugged and said, "Close enough." Bastard.